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Waitangi: Chicken John Plucks Off

Written By: - Date published: 4:57 pm, February 4th, 2016 - 161 comments

John Key Chicken

The coward John Key will not now be going to Waitangi. He’s far too scared to find out directly how his sovereignty sell out has been received by Kiwis.

Ratana – LIVE

Written By: - Date published: 3:05 pm, January 24th, 2016 - 46 comments

TWRatana

Te Reo Putake is live blogging the visits of politicians to Rātana pā during the weekend celebration of the life of church founder Tahupōtiki Wiremu Rātana. The shadow of the TPPA hangs over the weekend; how will our political leaders address this latest attack on Te Tiriti o Waitangi?

John Key – the White Ribbon Ambassador

Written By: - Date published: 12:03 pm, December 28th, 2015 - 278 comments

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A comprehensive run through of behaviours and attitudes associated with a White Ribbon ambassador.

When Animals Attack!

Written By: - Date published: 8:57 pm, December 16th, 2015 - 32 comments

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Crikey! My Little Ponytail meets the Parnell mind meld. Cancel Xmas, I’ve already got my pressie!

 

Deportee

Written By: - Date published: 12:48 pm, December 2nd, 2015 - 101 comments

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Standard Exclusive:

Te Reo Putake interviews one of the first batch of deportees from Australia under the Liberal Government’s hardline approach to Kiwis who serve jail time in the lucky country.

The Tide is High

Written By: - Date published: 6:39 pm, November 15th, 2015 - 91 comments

John Key Deep dreaming

I’m pleased about the Roy Morgan result. The last RWC was worth 2-3% in the polls to National.  This RWC … nothing.  And in the days since that poll, John Key has overseen an astonishing attack on the women of Parliament. I think we’ve reached Peak Key.

Parnell Ponzi; When are National going to Act on Housing?

Written By: - Date published: 9:22 am, July 15th, 2015 - 176 comments

John Key Swimming Pool Metro 2005

National need to act now to end the housing crisis. The market has failed and doing nothing is going to blight the future of Kiwis. The answer is easy. End speculation, build houses. But do National have the guts to do the right thing?

An open letter to Andrew Little

Written By: - Date published: 6:08 pm, June 26th, 2015 - 432 comments

Andrew Little

A respectful open letter to Andrew Little with suggestions for how to win the next election!

Snakeheads

Written By: - Date published: 12:17 pm, June 15th, 2015 - 30 comments

keyabbott

It is looking likely that the Australian Government has broken its own laws and international treaties by paying off people smugglers. Did John Key know? Did he approve of what may be criminal activity?

Coup Coup Ca Choo!

Written By: - Date published: 10:20 am, May 30th, 2015 - 58 comments

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So why was Maurice dancing with ACT? Why was Borrows bullshitting about bikes? Does Judith Collins sleep with a copy of the Art of War under her pillow? I don’t know, but I think we should be told.

In Praise of Key

Written By: - Date published: 3:22 pm, May 27th, 2015 - 331 comments

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Hardly a comprehensive take, but in the interest of stating some obvious stuff…

A glitch in the Matrix

Written By: - Date published: 9:00 am, May 6th, 2015 - 30 comments

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Two politicians with very similar names and practically identical, terrible excuses for their lies. But does it mean the honeymoon’s over for John Key?

Worst. Interview. Ever.

Written By: - Date published: 9:30 am, May 4th, 2015 - 85 comments

garethkeenan

On Radio NZ this morning John Key gave an interview that was cringe-worthy, defensive and accidently hilarious. The man is a joke … and not even an original one.

Gilmore Sutton Key

Written By: - Date published: 11:15 am, April 29th, 2015 - 8 comments

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Don’t be mean to John!

A Friend first, and a Boss second, probably an Entertainer third.

Written By: - Date published: 1:56 pm, April 26th, 2015 - 44 comments

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“I’m a friendly guy that likes to interact with the public. I do like to have a bit of a laugh and I’m probably the most casual Prime Minister New Zealand has had.”

John Key’s week has turned from drama to farce. David Brent looks good next to this clown.

Dear John… UPDATED

Written By: - Date published: 6:11 pm, April 22nd, 2015 - 65 comments

John Key ponytail

UPDATED    And another one fingering another little girl’s hair. Not a ponytail but braids. Very brief at 2:15.   (h/t ianmac)

My Little Ponytail

Written By: - Date published: 9:49 am, April 22nd, 2015 - 407 comments

John Key not sorry for being a man

A really strange story has appeared on The Daily Blog. It claims to be a first person account of PM John Key regularly physically harrassing a staff member in his local cafe over the summer. While it may be much ado about nothing, the Prime Minister really should tell NZ his side of the story. Or resign if it’s true.

Update: It’s true. Key’s office has confirmed the harassment.

John Key’s Lies Since The 2014 Election

Written By: - Date published: 9:00 am, March 26th, 2015 - 109 comments

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The most egregious feature remains the sheer banality. Its like John Key can’t help himself. Because most National Ltd™ voters really don’t care and because the MSM just accepts the deceit as “one of those things,” he’s been able to get away with it scot-free for more than six years.

Northland: 3News Poll Nails Nats.

Written By: - Date published: 6:35 pm, March 25th, 2015 - 113 comments

steven joyce no we can't

Well, it’s pretty much a done deal now. Winston’s going to win Northland. But who’s the biggest loser?

Kiwis Stand Up To Corporate Bully

Written By: - Date published: 8:00 am, March 25th, 2015 - 14 comments

Boycott Cotton On

Cotton On’s act of provocation is matched in its cynicism only by the company’s contempt for the negotiation process. While attempting to feign an understanding of how the new law actually works, Cotton On simultaneously may also have breached the newly amended sections 4 and 32 of the ERA

Key: I Apologise for Not Being a Man

Written By: - Date published: 12:04 pm, March 10th, 2015 - 61 comments

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It’s hammer time! Prime Minister John Key apologises for not being a man …

Nudge Nudge in Northland

Written By: - Date published: 11:07 am, March 7th, 2015 - 97 comments

John Key Chicken

Two interesting changes in the Northland by-election overnight.

 

National Ltd™ Battling Truth On Two Fronts

Written By: - Date published: 10:16 am, March 6th, 2015 - 13 comments

john key I will resign if the GCSB conducts mass surveillance

The lies and media pap being distributed for public consumption by the boys down at “The Club” are old and worn out now. Politicians, public commentators, and media heads who really think they can get away with this flimsy “rinse and repeat” justification of the indefensible are treated us with contempt. 

John Key channels Clarke and Dawe

Written By: - Date published: 7:16 pm, February 26th, 2015 - 26 comments

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David Parker recaps Key’s bluster on his Donghua Liu dinner, and it’s pure comedy.

The price of the club?

Written By: - Date published: 4:15 pm, February 24th, 2015 - 105 comments

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Back in 2003, John Key had an interesting take on whether it was appropriate to send troops to Iraq.

War HUH!

Written By: - Date published: 8:18 am, February 13th, 2015 - 417 comments

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NZ is again being asked to go to war in Iraq. The Clark Labour Government said no a decade ago, but in 2015 there may be a compelling reason to join the fight; this time it’s the right thing to do. New Standard author te reo putake puts the case for NZ entering the battle against ISIS.

Say NO to the $140m SkyCity bailout

Written By: - Date published: 12:32 pm, February 11th, 2015 - 85 comments

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The Labour Party is organising a petition against the $140 million bailout SkyCity is demanding – and John Key is insisting we have to pay to prevent getting an “eyesore” of a convention centr

How does #nzpol do on Facebook?

Written By: - Date published: 8:30 am, February 10th, 2015 - 19 comments

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Feinstein Doak has a post up with the Top Political Facebook Posts of 2014, and the results are interesting.

Labour’s plan vs National’s plan

Written By: - Date published: 1:34 pm, January 28th, 2015 - 43 comments

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The choice is clear.

Who texts the PM?

Written By: - Date published: 12:00 pm, January 16th, 2015 - 87 comments

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The latest excuse for John Key deleting his texts wholesale is wafer-thin.

A Breakdown.

Written By: - Date published: 10:44 am, November 26th, 2014 - 25 comments

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There’s a lot of smash flying around concerning the SIS, the PM’s office, OIA requests, Judith Collin’s and what not. So here’s a simple, stripped back, breakdown

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    2 weeks ago
  • Scandalous Saudi sheep saga rolls on
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  • Joyce destroys Government rail link certainty
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  • Joyce destroys Government rail link certainty
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  • Joyce destroys Government rail link certainty
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    2 weeks ago
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    2 weeks ago
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