Written By: - Date published: 2:31 pm, May 25th, 2012 - 5 comments
Budget is a sluggish student who shows no enthusiasm or energy, and must be coaxed into making even the tiniest effort. His attitude is all wrong. He is something of a braggart, repeatedly telling all of his peers how fast he is, even though when challenged to a race he always finds an excuse to back out.
Written By: - Date published: 6:54 pm, May 22nd, 2012 - No comments
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You’ve probably heard a lot about the National government’s austerity measures, and I know you’re probably worrying whether this belt-tightening is really worth it.
Written By: - Date published: 6:07 pm, May 21st, 2012 - 1 comment
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A guest post from the Finance Minister.
Written By: - Date published: 3:46 pm, May 18th, 2012 - 8 comments
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Friday afternoon fun: Trevor Mallard becomes a Wiggle.
Written By: - Date published: 11:46 am, May 17th, 2012 - 10 comments
In a surprising pre-Budget u-turn, Prime Minister John Key has announced the Government will drop its policy of incrementally introducing performance pay for teachers and, instead, introduce it for ministers. “Listening to Hekia Parata fluff her way through her spin lines on the teacher cuts, I had a kind of epiphany” said Key. “Any fool …
Written By: - Date published: 12:21 pm, May 9th, 2012 - 15 comments
The Government’s ‘sinking lid’ on homicides means that John Key can personally garotte 3-5 enemies and the overall number of killings will still decrease, a smiling Prime Minister told journalists today. “On current trends, the number of murders is dropping by half a dozen a year. Which means no-one should mind if I bump off a few annoying arseholes” said Mr Key
Written By: - Date published: 9:09 am, May 7th, 2012 - 48 comments
Amnesia is a song about the John Banks donation saga in New Zealand – from “MrKimDotcom” on YouTube. Help it go viral…
Written By: - Date published: 3:33 pm, April 30th, 2012 - 50 comments
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On Sunday morning I made it clear to Paul Holmes on TVNZ’s Q&A current affairs show that I didn’t come up the river on a cabbage boat. I am aware that a number of my enemies are trying to catch me out, so in order to “front-foot” this matter I am making the following statement…
Written By: - Date published: 2:42 pm, April 24th, 2012 - 3 comments
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A bitter fight has erupted within the ACT Party over the decision by leader John Banks to vote against keeping the alcohol purchasing age at 18.
Written By: - Date published: 9:58 am, April 22nd, 2012 - 41 comments
Behold the economic genius of John Key.
Written By: - Date published: 3:25 pm, April 20th, 2012 - 11 comments
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Scott organises a guest column from JK about the fabulous deal with award winning entertainment venue Sky City.
Written By: - Date published: 2:06 pm, April 12th, 2012 - 26 comments
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Written By: - Date published: 2:00 pm, April 6th, 2012 - 33 comments
Here’s a puzzle for Friday…
Written By: - Date published: 2:54 pm, April 3rd, 2012 - 8 comments
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A predicted massive hike in legal costs to the Crown has forced Treasury to take another look at the Government’s accounts.
Written By: - Date published: 12:37 pm, March 30th, 2012 - 22 comments
Evidently the people at iPredict don’t like being called “bookies” or being described as “opening a contract” on someone. We are now being targeted by this shadowy organisation.
Perhaps it is time that the police exerted themselves as the entertainment for the media and started operation 9 against this subversive organisation
Written By: - Date published: 4:10 pm, March 27th, 2012 - 3 comments
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Police have launched an investigation after Police Assistant Commissioner Malcolm Burgess alleged he was taped while speaking at a press conference yesterday…
Written By: - Date published: 12:34 pm, March 16th, 2012 - 13 comments
Reorganisation is busy-work for when you can’t think of anything useful to do.
Written By: - Date published: 3:37 pm, March 12th, 2012 - 6 comments
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Scott has a Guest Post from Neemish von Tartt, the CEO of For the Sake of Our Cakes Trust
Written By: - Date published: 4:29 pm, March 9th, 2012 - 3 comments
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Scientists yesterday announced that a giant asteroid is on a collision course with the Earth. They predict that the huge rock will hit the southern part of the North Island tomorrow, destroying most of Wellington and leaving hundreds of thousands of people dead.
However, Finance Minister Bill English said there was no need for panic over the news.
Written By: - Date published: 1:19 pm, March 9th, 2012 - 4 comments
Written By: - Date published: 4:29 pm, March 7th, 2012 - 10 comments
With Super Tuesday closing inconclusively in the US Republican Party Presidential Nominee race, here’s a chance to laugh at the contenders…
Written By: - Date published: 10:25 am, February 25th, 2012 - 31 comments
If “you don’t wear your guns on the outside“, where do you wear your guns?
Written By: - Date published: 3:40 pm, February 20th, 2012 - 3 comments
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Bollard says the NZ-Aus income gap may not be as large as suggested – but what about the incompetence gap?
Written By: - Date published: 2:27 pm, February 13th, 2012 - 8 comments
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Speculation began yesterday that Richie McCaw may face a challenge to his captaincy of the All Blacks, after the team’s near-loss in the Rugby World Cup final.
Written By: - Date published: 6:19 pm, February 12th, 2012 - 67 comments
Snow Whites meet the forgotten dwarf – Wavey.
Written By: - Date published: 11:22 am, February 12th, 2012 - 15 comments
A great graphic from the Sunday Star Times as John Key starts dropping towards a hard landing in the personal popularity stakes. And in the great tradition of journalists everywhere, the rest of the article is about how he is still preferred by rubber fetishists.
Written By: - Date published: 7:00 am, February 10th, 2012 - 25 comments
Armed Police assisted by the Eagle helicopter, the counter-terrorism unit, customs officials, and the police launch towed on its trailer have raided Prime Minister John Key’s Parnell mansion, executing warrants relating to the illegal ‘DJ Key’ election ad. Simultaneously, a joint Police-SAS taskforce has stormed RadioLive, deploying teargas and tasering all present.
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