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ImperatorFish: UFB Project: Terms of Tender
Written By: - Date published: 6:34 pm, November 7th, 2013 - 9 comments
Scott has found the tender document for UFB rollout.
ImperatorFish: Please, please, stop your raping
Written By: - Date published: 10:00 am, November 5th, 2013 - 36 comments
Scott brings us a message from the NZ Police.
ImperatorFish: Revolution!
Written By: - Date published: 9:17 pm, November 4th, 2013 - 10 comments
Scott thinks we should all join the nz taxpayers’ union. Comrades, he hasn’t seen such a fabulous undemocratic union since the Soviet one, so what could go wrong?
Discourage the pantie sniffers
Written By: - Date published: 9:01 pm, October 13th, 2013 - 30 comments
It isn’t that hard to get around the prurient arsehole peekers that populate the NSA and the kiwi puppets – John Key being a prime example. Encrypt, falsify your “metadata”, and send lots of crap purely so they have no idea what to look at. Hell – even the NZ Herald gets it these days as in an anonymously published article in the weekend rag…
ImperatorFish: A prayer to the One
Written By: - Date published: 2:21 pm, October 10th, 2013 - 3 comments
Scott prays to the eternally independent Reserve Bank Governor.
Our boat is faster than theirs
Written By: - Date published: 2:32 pm, October 3rd, 2013 - 27 comments
In the wake of the astounding victory of the NZ team in San Diego, Scott at Imperator Fish offers these words of sage advice to those on the left looking at recent polling. For those of you convinced by the current winning trend, some of us hope that you will take his advice (so the rest of us can carry on with the work that needs to be done).
The Daily Show on Oz election
Written By: - Date published: 11:03 am, August 15th, 2013 - 9 comments
Jon Stewart is on leave, but John Oliver is doing a great job filling in on The Daily Show. Here he is enjoying some of the nonsense coming out of the current Australian election campaign.
Media attention
Written By: - Date published: 6:11 pm, August 2nd, 2013 - 52 comments
The spy scandal affects the press gallery personally, so has the potential to run and run. Here’s a wee cartoon of how media attention normally works…
ImperatorFish: A letter from a Kiwi terrorist
Written By: - Date published: 4:37 pm, August 1st, 2013 - Comments Off on ImperatorFish: A letter from a Kiwi terrorist
Scott has a letter from one of them thar Nu Zild terrists.
ImperatorFish: That letter
Written By: - Date published: 12:13 pm, July 10th, 2013 - 27 comments
In all its red crayon glory.
ImperatorFish: Patrick Gower put on notice by colleagues
Written By: - Date published: 2:51 pm, June 30th, 2013 - 25 comments
Gower told 3 News last night that he was not concerned about questions surrounding his leadership, or the failure of 3 News to move ahead of One News in the ratings. “Look, I’m confident I’ll still be here for the 2014 election,” Gower said. “Nobody in the team has said anything to me about any trouble.”
ImperatorFish: Five reasons why this potato is better than John Key
Written By: - Date published: 12:30 pm, June 28th, 2013 - 11 comments
1. This potato will not lie, prevaricate, or have convenient memory lapses.
ImperatorFish: An apology from the Law Society to John Key
Written By: - Date published: 1:30 pm, June 27th, 2013 - 20 comments
Dear Prime Minister, It appears that we may have made a terrible mistake. We made a detailed submission outlining our concerns about your government’s plans to increase the powers of the GCSB. But it looks like we were wrong. You have told Parliament and the media that you disagree with us. You haven’t said why, but we now accept that you know better than us. What use is all our combined wisdom when arrayed against your everyman common-sense?
TL;DR
Written By: - Date published: 2:28 pm, June 20th, 2013 - 59 comments
On the Pace of Modern Life: “Conversation is said to be a lost art … Good talk presupposes leisure, both for preparation and enjoyment. The age of leisure is dead, and the art of conversation is dying.”
“Intellectual laziness and the hurry of the age have produced a craving for literary nips. The torpid brain … has grown too weak for sustained thought. There never was an age in which so many people were able to write badly.”
The Civilian Party
Written By: - Date published: 8:43 am, June 8th, 2013 - 18 comments
Want to be in on the ground floor of the newest political party in NZ? Could be fun.
Irony? Nah.
Written By: - Date published: 1:33 pm, May 17th, 2013 - 56 comments
Nigel Farage went to Scotland to promote UKIP. What the hell was he thinking?
Key’s “Devil Beast” speech
Written By: - Date published: 9:47 am, May 17th, 2013 - 82 comments
A video of John Key’s “Labour is the Devil Beast” budget speech.
Key cheated of his rightful victory!
Written By: - Date published: 4:02 pm, May 8th, 2013 - 35 comments
We don’t often take Key’s side here at The Standard, but I think that most of us here would agree that on this occasion John Key has been cheated out of a victory that was rightfully his.
We’re leaving & we’re taking the dams
Written By: - Date published: 8:57 am, May 7th, 2013 - 18 comments
Following the Labour and Greens’ rejection of their demand that the parties drop their NZ Power policy to lower power prices, the business elite has announced capital flight. ‘If Origin Energy loses its rentier profits, who’s next? said Phil O’Reilly, close to tears, ‘The banks? The Telecoms duopoly? The petrol companies?* The construction materials oligopoly? The ports and airports?
Someone is lying about MRP float
Written By: - Date published: 9:10 am, May 5th, 2013 - 78 comments
The “market specialists” say that the loony left have scared of all the Mum and Dad investors. The “investment sources” say the Mums and Dads are signing up in droves. I’m so confused! Why oh why would those nice “market specialists” be lying to us about the effects of the Labour / Green electricity policy? I just can’t work it out…
When they’re laughing at you…
Written By: - Date published: 4:15 pm, April 22nd, 2013 - 160 comments
You know it’s getting near time to go.
In Saturday’s DomPost, Chelsie Preston Crayford shows what she thinks of John Key and asset sales.
ImperatorFish: Joyce catches Labour leader buying coffee
Written By: - Date published: 2:04 pm, April 22nd, 2013 - 11 comments
Energy Minister Steven Joyce has condemned the “socialist lunacy” of both Labour and the Greens, after Labour Party leader David Shearer was spotted buying coffee for two fellow MPs.
ImperatorFish: PM vows to work on his lying
Written By: - Date published: 11:58 am, April 12th, 2013 - 2 comments
John Key is promising to work on his lying, after a series of scandals rocked his government. “These blunders threaten to do real damage to his reputation”, said one insider. “The credibility he established as a result of four years of careful and considered lying is now under threat”.
Plus a poem from Seaweed.
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